10 Random Poker Quotes

• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• im going to 2 out you to death
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)