10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.