10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."