10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike