10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?