10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks