10 Random Poker Quotes

• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament