10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm