10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion