10 Random Poker Quotes

• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.