10 Random Poker Quotes

• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare