10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."