10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson