10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."