10 Random Poker Quotes

If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
"I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
in the poker game of life women are the rake
You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
Liquor up front, poker in the rear
How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.