10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.