10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.