10 Random Poker Quotes

• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• You have to piss with the dick you have