10 Random Poker Quotes

• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus