10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it