10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"