10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak