10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]