10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986