10 Random Poker Quotes

• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "No river, no fish."