10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.