10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth