10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22