10 Random Poker Quotes

• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Poker is for loners.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.