10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.