10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak