10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier