10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fold and live to fold again
• Welcome to kicker school
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.