10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts