10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer