10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.