10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak