10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'