10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)