10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.