10 Random Poker Quotes

• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Welcome to kicker school
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986