10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Fold and live to fold again
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves