10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Fold and live to fold again
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson