10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..