10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Welcome to kicker school
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.