10 Random Poker Quotes

• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Poker is for loners.