10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez