10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm