10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.