10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders